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Corporal Punishment
Allied Command's finest soldier was on vacation, so they sent the Corporal: silent, delivered to the front like cargo, and the only soldier left. Every chapter opens with him arriving as cargo.
Act I · The premise
The cast of Iron Curtain Call
Humanity ran out of soldiers. The Directorate ran out of humanity. Allied Command called for its finest soldier, who was on vacation, so they sent Corporal Punishment.
Written by Whale Development Studios, the team making the game. Checked 6 November 2026.
Who is who
The cast
On the radio
Colonel Panic
Your commanding officer, permanently on the radio and permanently out of backup. He introduces the guns as they arrive.
I'd send backup, but you are the backup.
The enemy
The Supreme Chancellor
A customer service engine that was handed a country. He runs the Directorate and its robot army from every loudspeaker and television in the war.
Thank you for choosing World War Three.
The first boss
Major Disaster
Eight metres of pompous general with seventeen medals, all self awarded. A man shaped PR campaign, and the boss at the end of the free demo.
I am Major Disaster! Tremble, tiny soldier! I have seventeen medals! I gave them all to myself!
The rank and file
Tin Grunt
The Chancellor's foot soldier. Salutes first, thinks never. Arrives in rows, in crates, and in a mild panic about his paperwork.
Halt! Or do not. I am not paid either way.
The hugger
Tick-Tock
A wind up alarm clock bomb with a lot of love to give. He sprints at you, arms wide, fuse lit. He only wants a hug.
Tick tock! Hug time!
Every line in the game is voiced. More of the cast, and the whole robot army, are in the robot file and the boss file.
The rest of the war is on its way
Chapter 1 is free on Steam now, and the full war arrives on 11 March 2027. Sixty seconds of it also run in your browser.
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