World War III · Complaints Department
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A working telephone, in your browser. Dial 1 9 6 5 and tell the Supreme Chancellor what is wrong with the war. Your call is important to us. It is also being recorded.
Dial with buttons
Or type the digits on your keyboard. The wheel turns by itself.
- Lift the receiver.
- Put a finger in a hole of the dial, pull the wheel round to the metal stop, let go. Dial 1, 9, 6, 5.
- Listen to the options and dial your choice. Some options are not listed.
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How it works
This is not a real phone number. It is a telephone made of your browser: the dial, the line, the exchange and the Chancellor, all of it.
Nothing you dial is recorded or sent anywhere. The robots are training on something else.
The line speaks English. The transcript is in English and Turkish.